fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson
A man begging his wife’s forgiveness inside Divorce Court, 1948, Chicago.
Bad bitches vintage edition
I reblogged this picture yesterday but I love it. Stone cold.
when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper
can we address the elephant in the room
its really rude to talk about girls like that
Pro tip: never keep a band-aid on for too long
you are a restaurant
you know what fine keep your band aid on til your finger turns old and musty see if I care
bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards