tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

lorygilmore:

ch0p-suey:

kissmyafro:
A man begging his wife’s forgiveness inside Divorce Court, 1948, Chicago.
Bad bitches vintage edition

I reblogged this picture yesterday but I love it. Stone cold.

lorygilmore:

ch0p-suey:

kissmyafro:

A man begging his wife’s forgiveness inside Divorce Court, 1948, Chicago.

Bad bitches vintage edition

I reblogged this picture yesterday but I love it. Stone cold.

jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

miranduh-cosgrove:

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

its really rude to talk about girls like that 

miranduh-cosgrove:

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

its really rude to talk about girls like that 

olivegarden:

weedjoke420:

olivegarden:

Pro tip: never keep a band-aid on for too long

you are a restaurant

you know what fine keep your band aid on til your finger turns old and musty see if I care

idiotsonfb:

divinedorothy:

bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards